Jolly Old Sadist Songtext
von Psychostick

Santa didn′t keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me

And I wanted me a new guitar
With EMGs and a whammy bar

I don′t know why that's so much to ask
I was good this year, but now I'm beating some ass because

Santa′s a bastard ′cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa′s an asshole 'cuz he didn′t give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady ′cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist


LIES.

All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
With a stewardess named Angelina Jolie
But Santa has forsaken me

And I wanted just like every year
A new liver and a truck of beer

I′ve been so nice and real patient too
But Kris Kringle′s got a lot of explaining to do because

Santa's a bastard ′cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa′s an asshole 'cuz he didn′t give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won′t deliver on the things that he promised
Santa′s so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist


Santa brought a bunch of socks.