Laf Nag Songtext
von MaxNormal.TV

Max: At the end of the day,
I′m on my way
home on the highway,
thank god it's Friday,

Max Normal in 9 to 5,
you know the vibe,
pull some overtime, clock out,
then home to wife.

Then I noticed that I don′t know where the hell I am,
Must've taken a wrong turn,
Shit, let me phone home,
(Phone Ringing) "Hey Honey,
Listen don't get cross,
I′m gonna be a little late, I′m just a bit lost."

(She says: "You promised me you'd come ... I can′t believe... Don't do this... don′t do this to me.")


Woah it's breaking up,
I′ve got bad reception,
I've got a crap connection,
I'm just gonna get directions,
Go back to the intersection,
wind down my window,
to speak to some kids,
but before I speak the kids go:

(HOOK)
Tik, Tik Lollypop,
Allie vinger bang bang, rou soos die Son
[no fucking clue]
Papa papa pas op vir die Neon Don

Max: Ok, nice,
don′t know what the hell that was all about
let me speak to these two guys coming round the corner now

[no fucking clue]

Neon Don: Can I help you?

Max: Hi guys, I made a bum steer,
Do you know how I get to the highway from here?

Neon Don: Shit for brains it′s kinda hard to explain,
I still don't wanna put a (?) strain on your brain.

Max: Uh, what are you doing?

[they get in the car]
Gangster B: It′s ok, we can show you the way.

Neon Don: If you want to get to the highway drive straight.

Max: Hi, I'm Max Normal!


Neon Don: Dress code strictly formal? Not quite.

[no fucking clue]
[no fucking clue]
[no fucking clue]
[no fucking clue]

Neon Don: Don′t leave here Maxi, right-o you got it?
Oh my god, what's this here in your wallet?
[Don pulls a picture of Max′s wife out]
Don: Oh, visie day look a meisie
Gangster B: Face me
Don: Kyk hie
Gangster B: Hello baby
Max: Hey that's my wife

Don: Uh Max, you got a nice suit
Advise my now kyk hie why you wearing my shoes?
Max: Uh these are my shoes
Don: Come on don't be insecure
I′m a size nine let my try them on to be sure
Daas it now, fits it snug like a glove
Take a puff my bru
Max: Uhhh no thank you
[Don cocks a gun]
Don: Smoke this or I smoke you
[Max takes a tiny puff]
Uh uh uh Max, that won′t do
Ganster B: Don't take a moffie skyf Max, you better klap it
Don: Puff it! Do it! [?]
[Max Takes a bunch of big hits!]
[Laughter]

(Hook)

Max: Whoo Jesus H. Christ
Goin on, don′t know what's going on, deep space naai
Getting insecure, very bad feeling
Creepy flowing
Need to go sleep or go pee, a homie
Laughing at me with no teeth oh jeez
Shit is so deep
My brain′s custard
What's happening
I don′t understand, Max in wonderland
Wearin nothing but his flippin underpants
Neon Don's in my socks and my shoes
Plus he's rocking my suit
Fuck it I′m too
High to open up the door let me climb through
The window
Huh where are we?
Half inside half outside my body
What′s that noise? Sounds like a party
Down a little passage and go open a black gate
Old woman: Hey go through the back gate!
Fuckin creepy!
An old lady reading a bible by her bed watching TV
By the back door
Into the back yard
I'm at peace thank god
A big black dog!
[Hey!]

The lights get dim
Everybody says Hi to Don
I′m with him!
A lot of boob tube tops, a lot of low rise jeans
Hi everybody don't mind me
Cold beer′s pumpin out the freezer in the garage
Don gettin jiggy with some chicky with a fat ass
Some guys by the ride playing dominoes go
[Go Donny Don go Donny Don go]
God my head's fried
I got the red eyes
Little kids running around way after bedtime
Lookin funky in my undies
Still need to wee
Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine
Don: Wie maak die jol vol? [TRANSLATION: Who Fills The Room? / Who Rocks The House?]
Crowd: Donnie maak die jol vol! [TRANSLATION: Don Fills the Room]
Don: Wie maak die jol vol?
Crowd: Donnie maak die jol vol!
Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go! Go Donnie! Go go!
Gangsta B: Maxi in the ghetto!
Crowd: And not the ghetto!
Maxi in the ghetto!
And not the ghetto!
Go Maxi! Say say! Go Maxi! Say say! Go Maxi! Say say!
Yepa!

Max: My mind′s open third eye strobing
When Neon Don's brand new cellphone rings
Don: Hello
(wife: "Is Max there?")
Don: "Jis one's your wife Maxi"
Hi honey
(wife: "I thought you were dead!")
Don′t say that, I′m just hanging with some new friends in the Cape Flats
(wife: "I thought you were laf nag!")
Eh don't say that! Listen I got another call on hold, I′ll call you straight back

(Hook)

Max: This is not a? day
I'm on my way
home on the highway
in my underpants
hitchhiking,
what are those lights?
I was so frightened,
woo, what a night!
ooh, there′s a white van, cool!
so glad you guys stopped
out the white van jumped two white cops

cops: Is everything all right with you?"

Max: Nee, alles is kwaad my bru!

(There's a LOT MORE but I don′t speak afrikaans so I have no idea what they're saying when they speak it.)