Womans Figure Songtext
von Lord Kitchener

I am very particular
With the woman that call me my love affair
I am very particular
With the woman that call me my love affair
First you must have a lovely figure
To suit the measurements of Lord Kitchener
And when I say figure it has to be
For you to be measured in front me
My measurements, waist 24, hips 38, bucks 36 and height up to date
And you if don′t possessed that figure
you can't be a girlfriend of Kitchener
If is one thing that I detest is to
see an ugly shape in a lovely dress
And believe me I Ve been around and see some horrible figures in town
What a terrible sight to look at they either too tin or either too fat
When the waist is too big the hip is too small
When figures like these couldn′t do at all
My measurements waist 24, hips 38, bucks 36 and height up to date
If you don't possessed that figure


you can't be a girlfriend of Kitchener
If a woman is shape up nice take my advice and examine her twice
For Fellas you wouldn′t no the useless of pardon from head to toe
Roll on and corset under the dress with a pair of rubber things to
stick of their chest but when they undress you must
feel to run for the shape more or less like the figure one
My measurements waist 24, hips 38, bucks 36 and height up to date
If you don′t possessed that figure
you can't be a girlfriend of Kitchener
I was only walking around and I met Miss Theresa from Caidonton
From a distance she look alright but as she drew closer I had it right
The lady so big I shame to tell you
Her waist 31, bucks 42
I try to attack but then change me mind
If you see the size of her body line
My measurements waist 24, hips 38,
bucks 36 and height up to date
If you don′t possessed that figure
you can't be a girlfriend of Kitchener