Ain’t Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman Songtext
von Joe Tex

Aah...
Aah...
Aah...

Three nights ago
I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump
I was rarin′ to go

And this big fat woman
Bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go
That chick was rarin′ to go

Man, she did a dip
Almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down
That chick was gettin' down

She wanted to bump some more
But I told her, "No"
You don′t knock me down once
You done ′n' knocked me down once


Said, if you want to dance
Find you a big fat man
Ya′ll go, then get on down
Ya'll go, then get on down- huh!

I ain′t gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain′t gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman

Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain′t gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
Lord, I ain′t gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman

Somebody take her
She′s too big for me

She done 'n′ knocked me down...
One time
Aah...
Aah...

She came over to me
Snatched me out of my seat
She wanted to get on down
Still, wanna get on down


I told her to go on
And leave me alone
I ain't gettin′ down
You done 'nd hurt my hip once

I dunno what you'll do
I ain′t gonna bump with you
I don′t feel like gettin' down
Don′t feel like gettin' down

She just shook her head
At every word I said
She wanted to get on down
That woman wanted to get on down

She did that dip again
And I hit the floor again
She was gettin′ down, Lord
That woman was gettin' down

I ain′t gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain′t gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman

I ain′t gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain′t gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman

Somebody take her
I don′t want her
She done 'nd hurt my hip
She done ′n' knocked me down

Done 'n′ hurt my hip
She done ′n' knocked me down
Somebody take her
I don′t want her

Say, Leroy...
You can have this one, dude
Take this big fat woman, dude
I don't want her

I can′t have all of her
'Cause it takes two hands
To handle her, what for?
I don′t want her

Oh, y'all
She's too big for me
She′s too much for me
Somebody, take her
I don′t need it
Her back in... how'm I gonna tell you?
What this means... ha-ha-ha
Ooh! Shout on, baby...
You got...
It′s all mine

Don't you take it
Gonna take it
Take it down heavenly
Too much for me
Too much for me
She′s too much for me
Groovy!

Aah...
Aah...
Aah...
Aah...
Aah...

Take that... oh
Knockin' people on the floor
Big fat woman in a disco
Bumpin′ people on the floor
Hurtin' from the hip
Frostin' people′s lip
Hittin′ by the pump
In a disco
Bumpin' before
All on the floor...
You gonna- stop
You gonna lighten up
You gonna lighten up
You gonna ease up
You gonna lighten up
Like gettin′ on
You've been waitin′
We gotta dance
Let's break more hip
Master Funk′s trip
Texting, it's cold
I'm gettin′ down
Moved on

Haa!
Haa!
Haa!
Haa!
Haa!
Haa!
Haa!
Haa!
Haa!

I′m tired y'all
I′m tired
She done wore me out
She done wore me out
And I'm tired, y′all
This big fat woman
Done wore me out, y'all
Lord, I′m tired, y'all
Lord, I'm tired...
I′m gonna take a little rest
Somebody give me rest
This big fat woman
Done wore me down
She done tire me out
She done wore me out
Oh man, I′m quittin'
Y′all gotta...