Prank Phone Calls Songtext
von Goldfinger

Mark Hermoff
Hi, could I please speak to Steven Sassafras?
I think you have the wrong number
This isn′t the doctor's office?
No, it′s not
I thought that he told me
To give me this number specifically
'Cause I had a bit of an accident with, uh, my keys
And, uh
I'm terribly sorry, but he
This is not the number
Do ya, do ya have a pair of pliers?
′Cause I - I really, like a serious pain
And I - I can′t do it myself
I... he said... Is he playing a trick on me?
I'm not a doctor, sir
I - I would like... there′s no way I can help you
I went to the dentist
And they told me this number to call
Well, somebody's pulling your leg


No, my leg′s okay, it's my teeth that hurt
Uh-huh
He says...
Hahaha
Thanks for calling Threes Food Central, this is Bill
Now we calling to schedule a service?
Um, my dog is stuck in my dryer
′Kay
Um, sir, can I go ahead and have
Your area code and telephone number, please?
Um, I don't know my phone number
Do you - do you know the street address?
It's a green house
I′m very, very... very, very sick
My dog is stuck in the dryer
Right
He′s in there and I can't get him out
And it′s on
I would turn it off
Okay
But I'm just too old And decrepit
And I don′t wanna... move
Uh, let me send this information over
And set up an emergency service for you
Okay
Just a second

Good afternoon to the Nexus Hoxum
How may I help you?
Allo! Chawlie there?
Who?
Chawlie!
Charlie?
Jahn
John?
Hello?
Hello
Hello?
With who would you like to speak?
Jahn
John?
Jimmy
No
No?
I don't know nobody named John
Chawlie?
No
Chuck
No
Sometimes we call him Chuck
Chuck? No
Chawlie?
No
Um, Anthony?
An-Anthony!
Who are you?