“The Last of Our Halloween Shows” Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Hello, there
Oh, it′s you again
How're you doing tonight?

What′s this?
"From Bonnie and Charlie"
Oh, I'm so cute in this picture. What?
Thank you

Alright, let me tell you what's going on here tonight
This is, this is the last of our Halloween shows here
And, now, now that all the...
Now that all the bogus seasonal hysteria is over...
Hey, it′s you again
Okay, sure
Alright

This is the last one, then we get down to business
What? (Yep)

Okay, thank you
Alright
Happy birthday


Now listen
Tonight we′re gonna do a show that's different than the ones we′ve done
And it's, and it′s going to be a long show, so better relax
The first part of the show is going to be some songs that we rehearsed this afternoon
That aren't normally part of what we′ve been doing on this tour
These are older songs
And, as you can see from the way "Zoot Allures" turned out
The stuff is a little shaky but what the fuck

So, let me introduce you to everybody and we'll get on with it
This is Ray White on guitar and tonsillitis
Tommy Mars on keyboards
Scott Thunes on bass
Chad Wackerman on sprained wrist
Ed Mann on percussion
Bobby Martin on keyboards, saxophone and high vocals
And our little Italian virtuoso, Steve Vai on guitar

Wanna give a special welcome tonight to the Cuccurullo family
Who is here, lurking in the audience someplace
And also to the others denizens of Canarsie who may have accompanied them

Alright
You're ready?