Stevie’s Spanking Songtext
von Frank Zappa

His name is Stevie Vai
And he′s a crazy guy
Last November, I recall he needed a spanking

He decided then
A female specimen
Would be excitin' for a night to give him a spanking

Laurel was her name
She came to Notre Dame
He told me just the other day he oughta be thanking her for the spanking

She was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork and gave him a wanking after the spanking


Hair brush!
Oh! What a hair brush!
It′s not that he requires grooming!

Guys with light blue hair never do!

Then she did explain
There's another game
That we can play with this device and then a banana!

It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room and cook the banana

She said it was dry
Stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it and grease the banana

Later in the dawn
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and ate the banana