Library Card Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Library bar-code, PE label
Students must carry this card at all times
And present upon demand for identification
This card are not while currently enrolled pony

You may be liable for any unauthorized use of this card prior to notifying the used card office
In writing, of possible unauthorized use due to loss or theft
I agree to comply with all library regulations
And to assume responsibility for all use made of this card