The Royal Doulton Music Hall Songtext
von Emily Blunt, Lin‐Manuel Miranda, Pixie Davies, Joel Dawson & Nathanael Saleh

Now where would we all like to go on this fine, fine day?
The Royal Doulton Music Hall please
Where?
What′s that?
We're on the brink of an adventure children. Don′t spoil it with too many questions!

In the nursery, you were never by yourself
There was quite another world upon your shelf (Hold on)
Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun's decent
To a mythical, mystical, never quite logistical tent

Yes, in this dilly dynamical simply ceramical Royal Doulton bowl
There's a cuddly and curious, furry and furious animal watering hole
Where the monkeys and hummingbirds know the tunes and the words
Every beast large and small
Loves the very top drawerable, always encorable Royal Doulton Music Hall

Ooh. That one tickled my tail. Nearly there Mary Poppins!


Yes in this
Marvellous, mystical, rather sophistical Royal Doulton bowl
There′s a lot of birds queuing up, a lot of hams chewing up
Scenery they swallow whole
There are lots of cats tuning strings
Nightingales in the wings
Waiting for their big drum roll
At the simplest sensational, standing ovational Royal Doulton Music Hall

Here we are!
But where′s the music hall
Oh, yes, that! Silly me

Step right up! Step right up!
Wow! Goodness
How on Earth did she do that?
One thing you should know about Mary Poppins, she never explains anything, come on
Hurry, hurry. Get tickets while you can. For the one night only, one and only... Mary Poppins! What an honour it is to have you join us this evening
Thank you
And who is this I see? Why it's John, Annabel and Georgie Banks!
You know us?
Of course! Everyone knows the Banks children. Hurry along now. Get yourself some peanuts and candyfloss and go right on in
May we Mary Poppins?
Yes
Just keep away from the edge of the bowl

At the highly unflammable, nearly untamable
Lavishing craze able, always roof-raiseable
Royal Doulton Music Hall!