Curators of Earth
- Fooligans
- Static Line Jumper
- The Original and Notorious Nancy McNiven
- Joseph Imports
- Taste Bugs
- Your Yard Is Full of Nutrients
- Your Roman Nose
- Ancient Enzymes
- I'm Taking a Duplicate
- Total Honesty Confidante
- The Optimistic Guest
- Jump Shot Jeans Suite
- Joseph Hairport
- Let's Never Wedding Again
- I Made a Rope Out of You
- League Math
- I Should Have Gone to Film School
- Stowaway in the Overhead Bin
- Malevoline
- Your Specs Are Meaningless
- How to Take a Punch
Diorama Pt. 2
- Dilemmas of the Wonder Bread Quilt
- Diorama
- The Slimes
- Dark Masters
- Grave of Leaves
- Philip Hidden Pine
- Slick Liberty
- Understand Our Vegetable Formula
- I Gave You Joseph Airport
- The Agronomist
- Great Magical Things (Mesopotamians Unite!)
- The Alchemist
- Write Now
- Fourteen Couches Aflame
- Give Them Viking Burials
- An Act of Science
- High Standards King
- Chaos Spigot
- Murk Lurker
- Chlorophilip
- The Big Douchechill
- Secret Broadcaster
- Fire Swimmers
- No Honor Among Thieves (Coda)
Joseph Airport Is Reeling 'Round the Punch Bowl
- Unhappily Ever After
- We've Got Tinnitus
- Crappy Dracula
- We're Gonna Need a Bigger Notebook
- Inkblot Rembrandt
- Everlasting Flask
- Try Chemistry
- Jack of Legs
- (With This) My Journal
- What Do You Do When Green Eyes Don't?
- Playing Tag With Our Neuroses
- Carly Is the Coolest
- Defective Fiction
- Psychological Baggage Claim
- Meat of the Mother
- Figure-Four Wedlock
- Meet Me at the Soul Harvest
- Telepathic Fluencies
- Ghost Man on Second
- E-Maul
- When They Thaw
